Alby Jeans... our new best friends...

You know the days where you get up, get everyone else ready, smash down your cold coffee and leave yourself 4.7 seconds to get ready? The days where you stand in the shower and think 'what the hell am I going to wear?'

We all have those days.

I would describe myself as a bit of a chameleon dresser. I don't have a particular style. So on those days, I don't just have to think about WHAT to wear, I have to think about HOW I'll wear it.

I have lots of clothes. Like friggin heaps. Too many. I have 14 pairs of jeans.

I tend to buy items singularly if I like them. I don't buy total outfits, I'm a spur of the moment shopper who takes a fancy to something with absolutely no regard to how I'll wear it.

This has led to me having many items that are gorgeous/practical/comfy/impractical so I've had a bit of a think about simplifying my wardrobe and making those nightmare mornings just a little easier.

This is where the TSID ALBY jeans come in.

Never before have a pair of jeans been so versatile.

These jeans will cover a large Big Mac Meal. They'll hold back your straining uterus on the worst day of the month. They are stretchier than the skin on my boobs and they are COMFY as.

This one pair of jeans will legit take you from morning to night. They feel like leggings on but they are firmer, more tailored. They look like jeans on, but they are softer, more forgiving.

The high waist ensures no visible arse crack when you are bending over picking up crap from the floor. You can stuff your muffin top deep into the waistband of these beauties.

Wear them to work, wear them to the shops. Wear them on the dance floor. They will withstand a vigorous booty shake to Funky Cole Medina on RnB Fridays.

All shoes look good with these. ALL. (Except crocs - don't wear crocs). Heels, Cons, Havvies, hell, even Uggs.

I'm not gunna lie, you'll pick up these pants and wonder if you'll even get one toe in. They look tiny. But that my friends is where the secret lies. In the stretch. They are shapewear for your entire lower section.

A versatile pair of pants in your wardrobe is the first step in simplification. Except when you do what I did, and bought them in every damn colour.....